(If you’re unfamiliar with The Collected Works, the object
is to rank every film a given actor or director has worked on from the worst to
the best. These ranks pertain to the
films first and performances second.)
Movies I haven’t
seen: Made in America (1993), Six
Degrees of Separation (1994)
16. Men in Black 2 (2002) – Agent Jay
By Smith’s own admission, this movie (and the number 14
movie on this list) represents a career low. Coming off the unsuccessful Ali (his first dramatic role), Smith reverted
to the safety (and paycheck) of a role that he knew. No one involved with this
movie wanted to be on set and that showed in the finished product. In my mind, MIB 2 is one of the worst movies of the
decade.
Because anytime you can build an entire plot around a giant mechanical spider tromping through the Old West, you have to do it. I can’t blame Smith for this one. On paper, Wild Wild West should have fallen right
in line with Independence Day and Men in Black as a fun summer blockbuster
with a wide range of appeal. Instead, it was a complete and utter disaster,
though it did turn a healthy profit. I hold this movie responsible for creating
a fear of Westerns in Smith and leading him to turn down a role in Quentin
Tarantino’s upcoming Django Unchained.
14. Bad Boys 2 (2003) – Detective Mike
Lowery
Bad Boys wasn’t
awful (more on it in a moment) but this sequel was as much of a money grab as MIB 2 was and really doesn’t bring
anything to the table worth discussing. It’s a bloated mess (147 minutes
long!!!) that should have been a signal of what was to come in Michael Bay’s
future Transformers franchise. Smith’s
character is unquestionably the best part of this movie but that’s not saying
just a whole lot.
13. Shark Tale (2004) – Oscar
Smith’s only foray into the world of animated features
didn’t provide much to write home about. It is a prime example of the
DreamWorks animation method: develop a decent idea, assemble a great cast, and
piece together a soulless film that kids will watch and parents won’t hate but
no one will really care about.
12. Bad Boys (1995) – Detective Mike Lowery
This one has some really strong moments and some great
action sequences (the hallmark of a Michael Bay film, of course). It was also a
pretty smart career choice for Smith who was wrapping up his run on the
family-friendly Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
and was provided an opportunity to show a little edge in the R-rated Bad Boys. But while the action is great,
the movie as a whole it fairly lackluster. I will, however, watch portions of
this one if it pops up on HBO while I will flip the channel immediately if the
sequel comes along.
This one still hurts me. As a sports nerd, there are very
few athletes who are more fascinating than Muhammad Ali. As a film nerd, the
idea of combining Michael Mann (director of Heat,
one of my ten favorite movies) and Smith was overwhelmingly awesome. And then
the film was kind of a beating. I think Mann tried too hard to appeal to everyone
(critics and moviegoers alike), probably due in part to the bloated budget
($107 million) and the Christmas release date. Ali is convoluted and boring and that’s a real shame because Smith’s
portrayal is OUTSTANDING. This one should have been a great movie tied together
with a great performance and instead it became a great performance in the midst
of a middling movie.
10. Hitch (2005) – Alex ‘Hitch’ Hitchens
Hitch loses
points in my book because it becomes less and less enjoyable with each viewing.
In 2005, this was a solid date movie. Now that we’re seven years down the line
and TNT replays it ad nauseam, I’m a little bit tired of Hitch. Smith is good, though, in his only romantic comedy to date
and his charisma comes through in spades.
9. Seven Pounds (2008) – Ben
I’ve only seen this movie once and to be honest, I’m no
longer sure of how I actually feel about it. At the time of my viewing I was
completely haunted by both the film and especially by Smith’s performance.
Since that time, I’ve seen many scathing reviews of the film that have become
mixed in with my own interpretation. What I do know is this: Smith KILLED IT in
this role. Pretentious as the film may be, the performance was one that stuck
with me for a very, very long time.
I could have moved this one up or down the list several
spots. There are parts of Hancock
that I absolutely love. And then there are parts that beg for the cutting room
floor. It is a slightly darker role for Smith which I greatly appreciate and
that, plus a fun back-and-forth with Jason Bateman, makes this a solid movie on
most days and if you’re in the right mood, it can be downright awesome.
7. Enemy of the State (1998) – Robert Clayton
Dean
If this isn’t the prototypical Tony Scott film then I don’t
know what is. By putting Smith on the run and teaming him with Gene Hackman,
Scott gave the star a break from summer blockbuster fodder and put him a more
serious (though still action-oriented) role. What holds Enemy back is the fact that I’ve always felt like Smith had trouble
keeping up with Hackman and the movie suffers as a result. It has been a while
since I’ve seen this, though, so perhaps it’s due for a review.
6. I, Robot (2004) – Del Spooner
I, Robot is the
antithesis of Hitch for me. Whereas I
enjoyed Hitch quite a bit initially
but have grown tired of it over the years, I wasn’t all that enamored with Robot when it debuted but I’ve grown
fonder of it since. I think the biggest issue for this one is that it was slightly
ahead of its time. Many of the special effects shots just don’t work that well and
with the $120 million operating budget the movie was blessed with, much more
could have been done only a few years later. The storyline is strong, however,
and Smith gives a good accounting of himself in a role that isn’t as easy as it
might look.
5. The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) – Chris Gardner
If you think it is an uplifting tale about the power of
the human spirit, then I say you’re right. And if you think it’s a cloying,
over-emotional sap fest then I say you’re also right. It is both of those
things and whether or not you like this film is dependent on how you respond to
both sides of that coin. I personally fall into the prior group as I find Pursuit to be heartfelt and touching in
spite of its obvious nature. It also brought Smith his well-deserved second
Oscar nomination.
4. The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000) –
Bagger Vance
If anyone ever read this space, I’m sure I’d catch hell
for listing Bagger Vance so far up
this list. There’s a very good chance that my dad and I are literally the only
humans on the planet who like this movie. Bagger
Vance has been lambasted for its failed Oscar aspirations and perceived dullness
but nevertheless it speaks to me. I find it to be an eloquently written,
beautifully shot film that is flush with quality performances (Smith’s is GREAT
in my opinion) and powerful themes. I love this movie. LOVE it. (What say you
to this, mythical readers?!)
3. I Am Legend (2007) – Robert Neville
These last three could have come in any order. I Am Legend gets docked points because
the special effects are weak and it doesn’t hold up quite as well after
multiple viewings. What does hold up is Smith’s performance. Really and truly, I
believe this is Smith’s finest work. He’s basically working alone for 70 minutes
and he completely owns the screen. With better effects, I think Legend is much more well-remembered film
than it is.
2. Men in Black (1997) – Agent Jay
The great thing about MIB,
and what makes it hold up 15 years later, is its intelligence. At times it gets
lost in all the ridiculous entertainment and wise cracking but this is a smart,
smart movie. It also has a nice touch of darkness to it that I think set it
apart from the average summer blockbuster of the time. Director Barry
Sonnenfeld probably deserves a great deal of credit for getting Smith to expand
his range a bit and accentuated his intelligence. In truth, MIB is very close to a GREAT movie.
1. Independence Day (1996) – Captain Steven
Hiller
All cards on the table: I have emotional attachments to Independence Day that prevent me from
looking at it objectively. I’ve been ridiculed for the high place I give this
movie before and I’ve tried to look at it from its detractor’s viewpoint but I
just can’t do it. I was 12 or 13 when the marketing for this movie started to
make the rounds and by the time it finally opened, I was more excited for it
than any other movie ever (with the exception of Jurassic Park). I still remember sitting front row on opening
weekend with my cousins and when Brent Spiner popped open the alien’s chest
cavity on the operating table, my brother literally jumped up and ran out of
the theater in fright. It. Was. AWESOME. As such, I love this movie. I love the
anachronisms (Jeff Goldblum’s computer was SUPER advanced for 1996), I love
Bill Pullman’s cheesy speech (“That’s right, President Whitmore! We WON’T go
quietly into the night!”), and I looooovvvvve Smith’s ridiculously fun
performance. If you weren’t 13 in 1996 then I completely understand not
appreciating this movie but to this day it remains on my list of favorite films
and I’ll stop down to watch it just about every time I stumble across it.
So there are my rankings. Agree? Disagree? Let me hear
from you!
I think I would have moved Bagger Vance up a place. But you know how much I love Bagger. Independence Day doesn't hold up as well for me as it does for you. Too many silly plot points for me.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've never seen Enemy of the State. I'll have to catch that one. Same with Seven Pounds. I have seen both MIB 2 and Wild, Wild West, and I'm terribly sorry about that.
I just had to watch Bagger Vance again last week. This is your fault. It still holds up for me.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched Bagger Vance in a long time. I keep waiting for a Blu-Ray. Not sure that'll ever happen though!
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